Yeah boi, preorder complete after a quick trip to New Zealand. 🏴‍☠️it unlocks a day early too.. if you could somehow time travel between locations.

I am guessing about 90% of recent signup attempts are some sort of bot - probably more because I know some are getting approved and later suspended for bot activity.

If you run a mastodon instance and require a reason for joining when someone signs up, be on the lookout for signups that are copying the bio of (random?) existing accounts and using that as the reason for joining. I am seeing several per day attempting that.

Oh well. How sad. Never mind.

Relatable.

Someone left the comment "They don't know how to do anything if someone isn't actively bribing them and telling them what to do" and I'm going to remember that for the rest of my life.