After 34 years together, she continues to be mysterious

I’m seriously afraid to ask my wife why this is hanging in the shower.

A service where if your kid wants to get inked we send a Millennial with a Hufflepuff tattoo to your house.

RE: https://buttplug.zone/@buttplugio/116711889648322798

I opened Mastodon for the first time today and the first post I see is a furry drawing something in Microsoft Paint using a sex toy.

Mom, I’m home.

here internet.
im just gonna go ahead and assume youll want this for monday