It’s 54 days since America declared it had won the war against Iran.

I just messed up and somehow ordered £959 worth of Imodium online by mistake.

I'm not shitting again until 2036

People with #adhd have three types of workday:

* Get absolutely nothing done
* Get 4 hours of work done at a random point in time
* Get 40 hours of work done in 4 hours

All types are sprinkled with work unrelated sidequests